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no one missed her She stared at herself in the mirror, twirling around for effect. The results were not satisfactory at all, merely another affirmation that she needed to lose weight. She sighed in despair, having tried everything. Refusing to eat did nothing; she was simply hungrier later and ate more than she would have before. Exercising vigorously after every meal in an attempt to burn off every last cruel calorie had left her exhausted and bulky. Living off celery stalks and apples, she found, was impossible. So how did her friends do it? They were all so thin, so slender,no one missed her
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your local YMCA.
Fuck you, porch monkey. I hope you get fucking spooged on.
Suck my creamy nut sack, you piece of shit cum sponge.
I wish a hobo would finger you in the eye socket, you rump spanking panda pounder.
I hope you drown in a stagnant cum pool, you unbeautiful motherfucking weasel herder.
You stupid cock gobbler, you fucking horrid carpet muncher, die in a plane crash.
Nobody cares if you die in a fire.
If you ever get a pet gorilla, I hope it fucking humps you in a tree, you queef.
I hope you drown from leprosy, you muggle.
Know why you have tapeworms? Because you're a yuppie fuckdoll.
Chug a gallon of placenta, you cattle raper.
Why don't you take a ride on my womanly man meat, you cow tipper.
Shove a gerbil up your ass, you monstrously hideous motherfucking knob goblin.
You are a repulsive douchebag, but that's not why I hate you. I hate you because you won't fucking croak.
Brush your teeth with a cock, you chicken fucking troll.
You deserve to get a crappy case of urinary tract infection.
Why don't you take a ride on my ass raping dyke spike, you sausage ninja.
Britney Spears fucked your best friend, you cockless STD ridden cum fountain.
You sir, are a white tranny whore.
Your roommate thinks you're a unintelligent semen demon.
Go diddle yourself, you handjob-giving, slimy, aborted, rectum poking, swollen brother water boarding tramp fucking butt snorkeler.
In 10 years, you will be slapping a split-clit sasquatch for fun in a broken down Taco Bell, you wookie lover.
You are so deformed that even a depressed journalist wouldn't piss on your balls if they were on fire.
I will punch you in the babymaker, you huge foolish douche spigot.
I will fist you in the eye socket until you can't walk in a straight line, twat puncher.
In a couple weeks, you will be sucking a deep throating homeless guy for giggles in a broken down Wendy's, you foreskin.
All I can think about right now is electrocuting you ruthlessly.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you're a crab infested ass pirate.
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